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Hoon Or Die TShirt

Hoon Or Die TShirt

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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We went to Mars so that we could leave Earth behind.

To invite Earth's folly into paradise is the beginning of the end. This is why we build it in Hoon, or burn it down.

This shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch while battling your javascript foes. It's comfortable and flattering for all who believe in the power of Hoon.

It will smite its javascript enemy should they attempt to wear it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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